Harry Potter - I Solemnly Swear That I Am About To Get Food
This shirt is only for people who love Harry Potter, and also love food. Those are also the only people worth talking to. You may also "Solemnly swear that you are up to no good," but more importantly.. food. The second best thing to the Marauder's Map itself. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs would be proud.